Ingin modal usaha? tuuuh ada 237 Trilyun di SBI

Dana yang tersimpan sengaja di rumah SBI sudah mencapai 237 T yang diprediksikan akhir tahun bisa menembus 300 T, dana yang sangaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat besaaar tapi cuma tiduuuuuuuuuur saja, dan pas bangun dikasiiiiiiiiiiiiiih makan n minum bunga yang gedeeeeeeeee. enaaaaaaaaak bangeeeet ya

sementara di luar rumah SBI banyak yang pelan2 mau matiiii karena nggak punya uang buat makan karena usahanya nggak berjalan sesuai rencana, anak-anak pada nggak bisa sekolah karena nggak ada ongkos, ibu2 nggak bisa masak karena nggak sanggup beli beras hemmm sakiiit neeh

so so apa solusinya?

Ketika kepala mulai pusiing

Di ujung minggu akhir bulan seperti sekarang, kita harus pintar mengatur pengeluaran biaya operasional, karena bagi yang berpenghasilan pas bahkan cenderung kurang seperti , penerapan kebijakan fiskal yang ketat mutlak diperlukan, karena kalau tidak maka tidak mustahil roda biduk kapal selam akan goyang mabook. Bukan itu saja, gejala penyakit mental seperti gelisah, pesimis, tidak percaya diri bahkan prustasi akan cepat menghampiri. Dan tidak mustahil efek sampingnya akan merembet ke fisik, menjadikan tubuh mengalami gangguan eksternal seperti sakit kepala, badan pegel2, encok atau mungkin ambien (terlepas dari apakah itu juga penyakit turunan atau bukan).

nah, cobalah periksa diri kita masing? apakah sudah merasa sehat lahir bathin? kalo ya syukurilah dan pergunakan kesehatan yang dimiliki untuk membantu sesama yang kurang beruntung dan apabila belom? ganti pertanyaanya dengan “kapan terakhir kali merasa nyaman?

Management Lessons

Story # 1
 
 It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is
 sitting outside his
 cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox,
 out on a walk.
 Fox: “Do you know the time, because my watch is
 broken”
 Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you”
 Fox: “Hmm… But it’s a very complicated mechanism,
 and your big claws
 will only destroy it even more.”
 Lion: “Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed”
 Fox: “That’s ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy
 lions with great claws
 cannot fix complicated watches”
 Lion: “Sure they do, give it to me and it will be
 fixed”
 The lion disappears into his cave, and after a
 while he comes back with
 the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is
 impressed, and the lion
 continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very
 pleased with himself.
 Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy
 lion in the sun.
 Wolf: “Can I come and watch TV tonight with you,
 because mine is broken”
 Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you”
 Wolf: “You don’t expect me to believe such rubbish,
 do you? There is no
 way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a
 complicated TV
 Lion: “No problem. Do you want to try it?”
 The lion goes into his cave, and after a while
 comes back with a perfectly
 fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.
 Scene :
 Inside the lion’s cave. In one corner are half a
 dozen small and
 intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing
 very complicated work with
 very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies
 a huge lion looking
 very pleased with himself.
 
 Moral :
 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK
 AT THE WORK OF HIS
 SUBORDINATES.
 
 Management Lesson in the context of the working
 world :
 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS
 PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK
 OF HIS SUBORDINATES
 
 
 
 Story # 2
 It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is
 sitting outside his
 burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along
 comes a fox, out for a
 walk.
 
 Fox: “What are you working on?”
 Rabbit: “My thesis.”
 Fox: “Hmm… What is it about?”
 Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat
 foxes.”
 Fox: “That’s ridiculous ! Any fool knows that
 rabbits don’t eat foxes!
 Rabbit: “Come with me and I’ll show you!”
 They both disappear into the rabbit’s burrow. After
 few minutes, gnawing
 on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter
 and resumes typing.
 Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the
 hardworking rabbit.
 Wolf: “What’s that you are writing?”
 Rabbit: “I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
 wolves.”
 Wolf: “you don’t expect to get such rubbish
 published, do you?”
 Rabbit: “No problem. Do you want to see why?”
 The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and
 again the rabbit returns by
 himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to
 typing. Finally a bear comes
 along and asks, “What are you doing?
 Rabbit: “I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
 bears.”
 Bear: “Well that’s absurd!”
 Rabbit: “Come into my home and I’ll show you”
 Scene : As they enter the burrow, the rabbit
 introduces the bear to the
 lion.
 
 Moral:
 IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS;
 WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU
 HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
 
 Management Lesson in the context of the working
 world:
 IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT
 MATTERS IS WHETHER
 YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT